Banana Receives Stafford Speeding Ticket

by Andrew Flusche on April 14, 2009

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Today a banana was summoned to appear for a Stafford speeding ticket. Not quite like that, but it was still pretty funny.

I was sitting in the Stafford General District Court for my client’s reckless driving ticket. The judge was calling cases and hearing them just like a usual day in court.

Then a Virginia State Trooper started testifying for a basic speeding ticket. He said that the defendant was dressed as a banana. Yep, a big yellow banana. Apparently he had some type of school event that day that required the costume.

Moms always teach their children to wear clean underwear, in case they’re in some type of accident. I’m going to teach my kids not to dress like a banana, in case they get pulled over by the police.

Photo by -eko-

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